This is the enchanted home of all those great Sweet Tooth Fairy pretenders who can’t quite follow the rules

False Teeth Fairies

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PRIDE & PREJUDICE & ZOMBIES

Cinderella star Lily James faces way more than just a pair of plug-ugly sisters as she switches to the role of Elizabeth Bennet in this blood-splatteredly bonkers take on Jane Austen’s famous novel, set in a 19th century England overrun with the undead.

Will Lizzie and Darcy (Sam Riley) have time to fall in love when they’re repeatedly having to hack zombies’ heads off?

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Prolagus

forbidden passion fruit

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room to spare time

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Mark Parisi via Bob Marsden

burst your bubble bath

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self-esteem engine

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i know it’s a stretch marks

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hernesheir

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Holy seesaw Batman!

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Illustration by Kim Sokol

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beyond the pale ale

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It’s a (word) search and rescue challenge!

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going out of business as usual

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madmouth

trump cardinal error

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laughing stockholm syndrome

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madmouth

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Tom Gauld

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Candice Roberts

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up the ante social

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Motorhome On The Range

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pie in the skyscraper

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gooseberry fool’s errand

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shamrock my world

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compost modernism

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