Hemorrhoid Cream Puffs and Tanning Bed Wetters,
Power Down Parkas and Cadmium Red Letters,
Short two-word phrases that melt into three
This is the puzzle that fills me with glee!
When Hot Dog Bites! Quilting Bee Stings!
Once With Feeling Sad!
I simply remember my Blues Guitar Strings,
and then I don’t Has Been Had!